Tony
I’m originally from Scotland, and still haven’t been able to drop my accent (as you’ll see during the show).
People get a kick out of my candid observations on American life… I’m just expressing my honest point of view, and getting paid!
Actually, they’re paying the Ventriloquist. He’s the one keeping the dough – for my show!
Some lawyers are working “pro bono” (since I’m broke) to get me paid retroactively for all the laughs I’ve created.
Seriously, people don’t know that the Ventriloquist is about the worst entertainer in the world, and without me, the show would flop!
Our show is only a success because of “me.” Yes, I said it… Dolton doesn’t realize it, but he’s just an “opener.” He simply gets the audience warmed up so I can strut my stuff…
When Seahawks superstar Mack Strong said this is the “FUNNIEST ACT HE’S EVER SEEN!,” it was probably because of me. Also, I entertained on the Samsung stage at the Olympic Games.
